Glee S2E16: Original Songs

"Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people."

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Glee S2E15: Sexy

“My sex tape with J.D. Salinger was a disaster.”

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Glee S2E14 Blame it on the Alcohol

"Ke, dollar sign, ha."

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Glee S2E13: The Comeback

"I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage."

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Glee S2E12: Silly Love Songs

"I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once."

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Glee S2E11: The Sue Sylvester Shuffle

"You're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing."

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